Wednesday, September 8, 2010
hey!looks like it's been some days since i last post..ahah
no difference in my awesome life.still waiting for my o levels to end and then i'll party like a party-er........yea......throw my toes up in the air and scream for food!!
yeap that is all about my recent activities/happenings/occurrence/incident/event/episode/occasion.....haha.Synonyms!!!i love them..
oh and i am REDIRECTING MY HOTMAIL!!!add me if you want to...(paperballsareheavy@hotmail.com)yeah.
Can't really sleep right now..tried counting sheeps but i realised it's hell of a stupid thing to do.Who the fuck come up with all this shit ass things..i mean who really count sheeps at night??clearly you're indoors and all you can see above you is a white ceiling or blue or red or whatever the colour is your ceiling.Absolutely dumb fuckery..can't believe i trusted my pre-school teachers on this..they're ruining your childhood cause everything they say are lies.cuckoo liars.so if you're 6 years and below and reading this.......don't listen to me...i'm an asshole.hehe
on the very side note like really at the side like at the edge of the grand canyon......haha
would things work out between me and you??no??yea thought so...(damn i'm talking to myself...who does that??)
bye!
Friday, June 11, 2010
alright i know that i said i won't be updating any sooner..i just have to get this out of my bloody rib cage.also i have time today..i dunno why..so this post is an exceptional to what i've said..
anyway.....what i want to say is....
KANINA SINGAPORE FUCKING TITS SIDEWAY!!!!!!!fucking piece of shyt pisses me off cause of the world cup.suck asshole only take four matches of the whole world cup matches.and i'll bitch slap whoever did this for taking south africa vs mexico as the opening match.eff u piece of shyt country.who the fuck wants to watch this two teams go against each other..they're nt even one of the favourites.ASS fuck and i have to wait for the semi finals to see another match.FUCK YOU!!!why cant u just take the whole matches or maybe the IMPORTANT ones and air it.there u'll make the society happy.but no.......u go and take four effing matches only!!FOUR PATHETIC MATCHES!!!!!to think that u can save money for other uses..fuck u man!!!u fucking governments have so much money to spend on to make people happy and this is a good time to spend it...instead u people working in the fucking governments(those in the cabinet) shove ur money up ur asses to save.FUCK YOU!!!seriously i hope that singaporeans sees this is an effing issue and not support the government.there they'll see who's the fucking boss in this fucking small piece of island.bitch u make my whole life miserable fucking whore!!!!!fuck i'm mad and i'll stay mad with this effing country.cause it's so tiny and puny that when i grow up,i'll fucking crush the government with my asshole and let them smell and take in all the shyts that they're giving me now..
FUCK YOU SINGAPORE!!!SMALL PIECE OF SANDY BALLS ISLAND!!!!
there u have it...my rant.
i love u guys..bye!
Friday, June 4, 2010
aye wassup u guys?n girls.n my grandma.yup.currently i'm thinking of smething to write.it's been a few days since i last post.haha.
okay my point of posting this..is to tell u ppl that i'm extremely busy this year.gt my girlfriend to think of,my friends and other old ppl.do u like old ppl?cause i do..only certain old ppl of course.nt those who are always drunk,gambling under my pillow,fat and hot-tempered assholes.yea.but the wrinkly cute heart warming petite ones.like my grandma.yup i love her.she's a hot ass chef.yup when she cook she look hot.haha.wtf i'm a dirty pervert asshole.anw i like girls..lots of them..
alright im not going to write a motherfucking essay abt wht i've done lately..just the essential ones.
1.just now i ACCIDENTALLY touched an aunty's ass.yup.dont get me wrong it's an accident.i have my standard before i touch stuffs.hehe
2.i knw i lost 6 marks fer my o lvl malay paper 2.hope tht's just abt it.plsplsplspls pray fer me to get a distinction.i give u candies if u do.
3.i gt a sunburn which hurts badly.i need my grandma to put ointment for me...cause she have soft hands.haha
4.had a first time performance with my band in front of ppl tht i could nt see.cause i kept my eyes shut almost the whole time.whoever seen or heard our performance pls give me ur opinions.haha
ok by nw i knw u'll be thinking why the fuck are u reading this long ass piece of essay.so i'll stop here.i won't be updating any sooner because i've gt loads of things to do.so understand k ima??haha..and anda also..and my grandma....
Friday, January 15, 2010
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yup i've basically updated on the interesting things i did for the past few months.enjoy the wonderness of it!
i love chocolates and cakes and bets.so those who are in debt with me you know what to do.
chee-bye!!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
sup people!!ahah.havent been updating cause of n lvls.haha.left with two papers.yup.hav been studying babe....and i did not watch the television.haha!!gd right??nah im just joking.haha.i do alot mre watching tv shows then studying.anyway left with two papers so i dont really care much.ahah.
anyway i hav finally give up.yup.you pipsqueek go figure out yourself wt im talking abt.haha.that bangladeshi won the bet.wt the hell.finally i lost a bet.haha.im really gd eh??*winkswinks*haha.alrite enough of my sentimental lyfe that ive been posting on lately.im nt gonna write anymre abt it.i'll be talking mre on my whack out lyfe which im gonna hav soon.very very soon.hahahaha!!!!!!!
so.....having been researching on it..(idk if it is an english sentence<<<<)aheh..my blog is going to be a boring one which you guys wont bother to read...
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so...im making my blog private!!!!hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!when i hv the tyme....hehe.so,if you people are interested in reading my blog ask for the invitation personally.i'll invite you.ahah.bt for those who are the special ones i'll invite you guys myself.so get rdy to find if you're special to me!!!!hahahahaha.
k peace!
chalo..........oh wait no vulgarities....FUCKERS DICK NO BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
hey!yup.hello.im effing free rite nw..idk why actualli...weird.okeh.ferst of all thank you aisyah for buying me mcflurry oreo WITH extra oreo.yummy!!so nw its ur turn aisyah to buy me kinder bueno.pantat i wait so long eh.when wan give??k,i knw its confusing abt this aisyah(s).yea.hv to bear with it.cause idk any nickname to give them.there are alot mre than i knw.....abt 4 in my skool.so yea.suck!go change ur name la you all!!so irritating.maybe i shud label them as A1-A4...still...confusing.so yea you girls bttr go change ur names.okeh.
uhm.......last day of skool is tmr...for me and my classmates.haha.you suckers must go skool.no lyfe at all.tsktsktsk.uh so far i jus went to 6 houses fer hari raya.pathetic i knw.anyway im lazy also.k.ohya im starting to read books.didnt knw it's effing fun and wdevr you ppl feel when you read a book.okay.that is abt it i guess.......
note:i'll be privatising(is it a word???)my blog soon or change my link.so any futher info will be updated....walao i sound ridiculously retarded.
chalo assholes!!!!!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
hey hey hey!yup.long tyme since i post smething.haha.well,fasting mnth has ended.guess wt?i manage to make it full!!!woot!im proud.yea.because its my 1st tyme.haha.and...all those losers who bet on me.please dun whine jus giv me wt i want.haha.well,happy hari raya to all muslims.should be a gd day fer u guys.hah.collect money and stuff.bla bla bla.my lyfe is nt wt u tink.hah.my lyfe sucks on well basically evryday.yep.wif all d fuckers living arnd me.yeah.ferst of all,fuck you BITCH!,fuck you dad,fuck you sis,fuck you singapore,fuck you bbss,fuck you coakroach,fuck you......yea jus fuck la this ppl.im seriously out of idea on who to curse.i guess i shud rathr listen to you...yea.ferget it?why in d world wud i bet smething pathetic which has no objectives.why in d world am i hurting myself.most importantly,why in d world am i talkin lyk this.walao!this is effing sentimental!!!haha.well technically,i hate you fer putting me through this but evn d slightest hate it quickly changes to hw much i care and love you.hah.getting sentimental again.dammit!guess i shud stick to my words.heh.well,nw u guys wud tink twice before saying im rich and smart and stuff.....because welcome to my lyfe,it actually sucks.effing bullcrap.
uh......today im thrilled to hold such large sums of money.yep.its effing alot.i feel lyk putting sme bundles of it inside my underwear.for protection and luxury.haha.only few ppl wud knw d sensation i felt in that effing room.then went to my grandmothers hse only...yep.two houses in one day.very much pathetic.anyway,i dun realli quite lyk to go out wif 'them'.yea.thats abt it i guess.nothing else to say.except that im goin to realli be goin...yea.idk wt that means too....hah
chalo!
if i win the bet anda u buy me car okeh!