Saturday, August 29, 2009
yeah yo!!dammit!!!sally you arsehole!!!why cant i hear you!!
k fuck this.fuck you.
lyfe is great wif my friends.bt it would be better if she was still there.k anyways.i love my friends.bt i love her mre.k wdevr.my friends hav made my lyfe mre meaningful.yup.bt i bet she can do better.dammit cn you shut tup!!sry.giv me 5 mins.i hav to talk to my othr side of me to nt interupt................k done!ahah.yup i knw its lame.didnt knw wt to type anyway.uh......i gt 5th in class and level...yea.nt interesting huh?
k lets start anew.today i saw alot of noodle hair.lyk sme lyk macceroni,gt maggie den gt this one idk hw to describe.its effing curly.i jus feel lyk cutting his head off.anyways,no offence to those who hav curly hair.except those who really hav to rebond lyk a hundred tymes at least.went to geylang wif my dad to buy dengdeng.yup.my objective was that juicy little triangular piece of meat.yummy!sad i had to eat it cold.anyways,saw alot of minah wif their mats.i dun understand the minah though.they wear make up and it melts rite aftr they step in the pasar or market or wdevr u call it.i mean goddamn you alrdy look ugly and you made yourself look ugglier.their face is worst than bigfoot.talking abt bigfoot,i dreamt of hym...her...wdevr....ytdy.idk wt i did though.yup.
ouhk tmr Mrs Nathan is coming to my school.of all ppl why her??why nt rowan atkinson or eminem or bruno...ok nt bruno.he is gay.ohya,AISYAH IF YOU CAME TO SEE THIS SENTENCE...JUST REMEMBER I WANT MY KINDER BUENO!!!haha..you lose the bet.you lose you lose you lose you lose!!wt a loser!!!haha..jkjk.dammit you.where are you now?haiya.i really dun understand you.kla if you want be away frm me.fine.be it.just so you knw i miss you alot.ohya and i told you so.....i miss your hair btw.yup.ahah
Friday, August 21, 2009
wah....fasting month has begun.yup.today's the first.so tired rite nw.so bored.ahah.
yesterday,i feel lyk a gay cause of something i dun wish to elaborate.my mind is all blank rite nw except i could see her.ahah.ridiculous.
yup i guess i miss her.yea.i realli miss her.idk hw to elaborate that part anymre if u cnt understand.guess you are too dumb then to nt realise.anyways yesterday was fun and a forced funny.why?me and my shitties playd a patience game.ahahaha.effing cool.hav to take turns getting tickle by three ppl at the feet and armpit.nabei.realli cnnt take it.sme gt cramp sme get a ride of his tyme.yea.that is effing funny.asraf wants to hold aqil's leg so yea.he didnt hold tight enough so get roller coaster ride ah.i gt a cramp tickling my fren.wtf!
oh land of the lost is a must watch movie.it's effing stupid and funny.the ppl of course,sooo dumb!!ahah
ouhk i'll end wif a farewell to you.ahah.so pathetic!
farewell to my ppl who knws me.to those who dosen't.....rock it bitches!!!!!!!!!
bleah.
imyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimy!!!im soooooo pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woot!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
hey peeps!!and bitch<<(goes to asraf)asshole stay away frm my damn baby okay!!!jus shyt urself.hahaha.those who knws wts happening gd..those dunno tooo bad!ahah.
aite.prelims fer n levels has end.left with math o level onli.papers were quite easy.okeh......rite nw listening to a realli shitty song.i dun evn knw hw i cn cme to listen to it.haiya...pathetic.
wah!!!realli stress and bored dis days.fasting month coming.....i'll try my best.hehe.
k a kid jus made my day!!!haha.he was effing cute and funny!!cant wait to hav kids.i wan to hav lyk tons of them.yea.so get rdy fer sme pain aite my future wife...whoevr u are.aheh.
lol.i tink she's rite its jus infatuation i guess.wdevr.my pathetic lyfe will still goes on.ahahaha.cant wait to destroy evrytin in front of me aftr my math o levels are done.woot!!!!i'll smash whoevr's face dats bside me that tyme.so sry.
ok dunno wt to write....the world is getting bored.no mre deaths,disaster,war...k nt war.too costly.nt gd nt gd....chalo beteh!!!
monkeys produce aids.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
yeah peeps!!!i'm happy!!!!because i'm happy.yeah.....k that is ridiculous.ahah.past two days was effing fun.playd and playd and playd.and i came to love my prelims.maeb except physics.which sucks big tyme.i dun evn get u ppl who love physics.its jus a waste of ur precious tyme uknw.yup.
k the day that i was pissed because.
1)i woke up effing late fer my ferst day of prelim.wt the shyt sia!stupid alarm cock!
2)i am late alrdy and the stupid mrt guy who is inside that stupid big box beside the thing that u tap ur ezlink make me evn mre late.chibai.came to topup $5 using $50 and change he gave me $40 and $5 coins!coins goddammit!and he ask me to count myself to see if it's correct.wt the hell!!!i feel lyk punching his assholic big fat nose.lucky him gt the big box.
3)aftr my paper went to finish up my dnt.one of my headings is lost.i was effing pissed cos i burn burn oredi then lost.and guess wt i found it inside my file.aftr i've submit evrytin.nabei...
4)my frens borrowed my ss notes and left it in class.wt im goin to study sia!!nabei.i was effing stress.
5)msg her and she nvr reply.ask fer sme notes on ss bcos she finish her paper bt nvr reply.i waitd arnd her block bt nvr reply.haiya......so mre stress.gt hme see my ss book.fuck it i didnt study.k i didnt realli fuck it ah.dun get me wrong.
bt wdevr i dun giv a shyt.she drives me effing insane dis few days.i gone mad evry night.bt nw she is talking to me so.yup.bloody effing happy.ahahahaha.k shyt.idk hw to end nw.ive said lame things,telling my effing lame lyfe,said vulgarities(wait hav i?nvm jus to be sure.FUCKKKKK!!),k uh............................
bbye mumbai and dubai!!!chalo beteh!
i hope she really means abt stealing my heart.wait ltr i die hw sia?aiya susah nye...
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
CHIBAI LA!!!!!!!!!!!!KANINA MUSIBOT AGONG CELAKA!!!!!JUBO IREGULAR POLYGON!!!!!!!!!
im effing piss wif sme ppl and myself today k.so ya fuck it la.
Monday, August 10, 2009
You're at Marina Square and those MNMs are staring at you. :-Don't start to show how intimidated you are by their stares-Don't say "ape tengok2, aku lawar sangat ke?"-Walk away to any opposite direction even though its the longest route out of there.-Once you're 300 meters away from them and while you are still visible to them, shout "kau anak siaaaaal.... bluek!"-Do that 'sap konek' gesture by bending your knees slightly, take both arms and cross them in front of your genitalia and-run!!!Situation 2Minahs argue back and say "asal nan kening ako?" :-smile a suspicious grin and keep quiet. It'll make them very curious and furious but they can't do anything.Situation 3It's 1am, you're trying to sleep & those MNMs are making too much noise under your block. :-Throw waterbomb-Cover your bolster with a white cloth, tie it to a rope, lower it down your window. Pochong.-Call police and report excessive noise/ underage smoking under void deck/ illegal gathering/ & say while on the way home, you THINK you saw them inhaling glue from a red plastic bag. Not forgetting, say your little baby sister can't stop crying due to the noise.-Turn your room lights off and hide in the darkness while shouting out "nabei cibai bising lah mat!" keep doing so until they try to investigate.-Once patrolling police arrives, the noise will subdue and you can sleep. you win.Situation 4You're boarding a public transport and a group of mats/minahs are suddenly mysteriously behaving really annoying and loud, trying to get your attention, stand inconsiderately near to you and won't stop staring. :-They're just trying to get your number and those sorts, so best way to annoy them back is to pretend you don't even notice them.-Pretend to sleep.-Look away from them.-Stare out the window.-If you sanggup enough to kena kan balik til the end, alight the train/bus before they do.while outside the train/bus and the doors are already closed, give them the middle finger through the windows and then look away quickly before they're able to return you another middle finger. you win.Situation 5MNMs aren't happy about what you wrote about them in your blog and they're searching for you. :-Don't ever go City Hall. Thats where they will only go, and since you're not there, they can't find you, and you win!-MNMs arranges to meet you outside to settle things, don't ever agree to it even though they'll start claiming you're a wimp. Plus, whats there to settle through a meet up? Most to most they'll just start beating you and threaten you to death, while at the end of the day you'd just go home and blog about the experience. When things aren't settle, it makes them even more furious. Don't you just like it when they're pissed?Situation 6You are at large, every gangster groupie shit is hunting down for you and you're caught. :-There's nothing more or less to expect than being beaten up, but before that, make use of your intelligence to argue back and start a debate. Those cunts can't speak English any better than us, they'll hurl vulgarities in Hokkien which they don't even understand 60% of. So continue giving your points in ENGLISH. You see, in every group of mats or minahs, there'd surely be at least one person who has a higher IQ, understandable, nice and willing to negotiate to make things less complicated instead of just blindly whacking you for no good, so take the advantage to save your dignity.Situation 7MNMs are tailing you from behind for no apparent reason With intentions to either rape, rob or wrong identity. :-If you're alone, take your phone out and call 999. Don't hang up the phone until you know you're safe. Keep updating them which street or block you're walking along and ask for assistance. If the MNMs manage to catch up with you, bare with the pain, the police will arrive in a short while.-If you're walking along Esplanade, Padang, Adelphi and Penin, run towards anyone in a group, no matter if theyre MNMs themselves, someone from the underground scene, or any wakwak tua. People are willing to help (esp if you're a girl) even though they know its outnumbered.-If you're somewhere near home, run and call anyone who is most probably at home and tell them to open the door in advance so it'll be easier for you to dash in and escape.Situation 8MNMs already whacked/raped/rob you. :-Gather every evidence possible.-Go police station-Report and make statements-Press charge for damages-Receive money
got it frm my sister..ahaha..effing cool!!!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
hey!!k i jus came bck hme.so tired man!!k wdevr.went to lido to watch g.i joe.ultra cool!!ovr there almost got bang by dis ultra super duper big boobs women.i tell u its huge okeh.luckily i do sme of the g.i joe moves.walamak!haha.k im lame.
anyways,recently ive been tinkin abt wts my point of lyfe.n yea.i finally found it.my point of lyfe is her.yup.i tink i hav fall in love wif my study partner.hah.bt im far frm getting her cause i tink i hav annoy her fer lyk a thousand tymes a day.n i tink she hates me.fuck man.who cares.ahah.k fer nw i wont disturb her till maeb aftr she finishes her o levels.thats if i still rmbr her.aheh.i gt stm.k wdevr.yea.in the begining i lyk her fren bt nw she seem to get to me.weird huh?heard alot of rumours abt her that idk whethr i should believe.wdevr i dun care.i still care fer her n i dun giv a shyt if the rumours is true.k hope she lyks me too.k that wont happen in a million yrs.ahahah.dammit!k idk why i say that.a thousand apologies readers.ahaha.
i wan be rich!!!!!u knw why?so that i cn buy wdevr she wants.bt ferst i hv to buy food frm yami youghurt wif fruity pebbles as toppings.woot!!!k im mad.oh sry guys i didnt get to do 'THE DANCE'.shythole i hv forgotten abt it.anyways i didnt see anyone lyk into celebrating singapore's bdae.haha.serve u rite nathan!!!i wonder when he will be dead.goddamit im so mean.k i love u president!
ouhk.......im lost into tyme and space...................k wt the shyt!
peace in out!
i love ima my study partner.sshh!
Friday, August 7, 2009
hello!!haha.ok dis wk is effing fun!lyk d whole wk is fucking fun!!evryday i'll do smething fun,stupid and funny.and my prelims jus nxt wk!!!ahahahaha.im so deaaaad.....k wdevr idc.
sunday:went out wif d two cuckoos.it was okeh.study den listen to her korean fren talk.wihch made me laugh alot.yup.oh den d fun part came when we went to imm.wait fer her to draw money...end up she didnt.pantat.u still owe me swensen's and McD!!!woot!ouhk.aftr dat walk hme.damn tiring cos she ask me to carry her bag.bt wdevr.im a gentleman.haha.bt it was fun along d way.
monday:k dis day i forgot wt special thing i did.yup.
tuesday:wah!dis one fun.ouhk ferst.during DnT.playd pranks wif my fren by sticking double sided tape at their chairs.so when they sit,den stand up,the chair will be lyk sticking at their ass.ahahaha.so funny!den aftr skool playd wif______(fill in the blanks)certain ppl knw.den wrap me and my friend wif toilet paper.lyk a mummy.there's a pic bt i won't upload it.den we jump along d corridor.gt caught by a tchr.so we hv to write a report.bt hell who cares.its fucking fun!!
wednesday:had oral mly.d female tchr was looking at me lyk wan to ask fer my number.srsly its scary.yup.cock up fer my oral i guess.use alot of english word.den playd soccer.along d way smething funny happen bt idk i forgt.haha
thursday:k dis one is effing fun also.stayd at my skool at night.and it is super effing cool!!!went to all of our roof excess.alot of effing cool places.went to switch off d lights of d classrooms as they were opend fer opening ceremony.and my fren playd wif d _____(fill in d blanks)yea.super cool sia!!destroy sme of d classrooms.ohya,our netball court was effing dark till u cn bring ur gf/bf fer ___(fill in d blanks).
kla im fucking lazy to type.gt mre.bt too bad i wan go slp.
join me fer 'THE DANCE' at 8:22 tmr.ahahahaha.mre info go alc.com.sg.my.uk.co
k peace in out!